BORED OUTTA MY MIND

[[[PAST]]]

[First grade teacher's name:] White Goodman
[Last word you said:] "Don't crap where you eat"
[Last song you sang:] "Gold Digger" - Kanye West
[Last person you hugged:] Probably baby Scott
[Last thing you laughed at:] My brother and I were talking about "Dodgeball"
[Last time you said I don’t fucking remember:] I dont fucking remember
[Last time you cried:] Dont know...I've lost that love and feeling


[[[PRESENT] ] ]

[What's in your CD player:] The Killers: Hot Fuss
[What color socks are you wearing:] No socks yet...it will be white though for beefcaking
[What's under your bed:] Under my futon is another futon...2 futons are better than 1
[What time did you wake up today:] 9:00 AM
[Current taste:] Twix ice cream
[Current hair:] greasy
[Current clothes:] black Under Armor shorts, white sleeveless shirt and grey boxer briefs
[Current annoyance:] My mom brought her stupid BFs cats over...fucking pussies!
[Current longing:] I long for this girl :)
[Current desktop picture:] Summer Altice ^_^
[Current worry:] My Georgia trip in 2 and a half weeks
[Current hate:] CATS!
[Current favorite article of clothing:] my new Under Armor shorts
[Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex:] Smile, Eyes, Ass
[Last CD that you listened to:] Ummm...Killers
[Favorite place to be:] In my bed :)
[Least favorite place:] Comcast
[Time you wake up in the morning:] Days that I work it's 6:15 in the AM
[If you could play an instrument, what would it be:] Cello
[Favorite color:] Blue
[Do you believe in an afterlife:] Maybe
[How tall are you?] At an astonishing 5 feet 7 inches!!
[Current favorite word/saying:] "Yeah I said it! FUCK IT!" -- after saying something mean about someone
[Favorite book:] The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe -- which is being made into a movie right now :)
[Favorite season:] Spring and Fall
[One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to:] I would actually like to meet up with all of my old exes and catch up
[Favorite day:] Sunday



[[[FUTURE] ] ]

[Where do you want to go:] Home to the Philippines
[What is your career going to be like:] No career...retired at 30 because I just won $300 million from the lottery :)
[How many kids do you want:] I don't know...I love kids until they start crying and getting loud and annoying and they start smelling stinky in the poopy
[What kind of car will you have:] This one


[[[HAVE YOU EVER...] ] ]

[Said "I love you" and meant it:] Of course...ask me how many times I've said it and didn't ;)
[Gotten in a fight w/your dog/cat/bird/fish, etc:] I got into a fight with my snake and she won!! Fucker :(
[Been to New York?] Yes...used to live there
[Been to Florida?: ] Yes...used to live in Georgia
[San Diego, Cali?: ] Not yet...heard there's a lot of them gays over there
[Hawaii?: ] Nope
[Mexico?: ] Nooooope
[China?] Of course...I'm AZN
[Canada?] Of course...I'm AZN :P
[Danced naked?: ] 3 times a week
[Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day:] Many times
[Wanted to be the opposite sex:] I've only wished that I had boobs...because I wouldn't need a gf. Just Nancy and Barbara (that's what I would call them) and my right hand
[Had an imaginary friend?] Nope


[[[RANDOM] ] ]

[Do you have a crush on someone?] I do
[What book are you reading now?: ] Stuff Magazine
[Worst feeling in the world:] Diarhea
[What is the first thing you think when you wake in the morning?] "Morning wood is weird"
[How many rings before you answer?] It's called caller ID...call screening
[Future daughter's name:] Pepper
[Future son's name:] Cotton
[Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?] My sheep blowup doll...HAHA GET IT?? HEH? HEH?
[If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be?] Hugh Hefner's Job
[Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous?: ] Ambidextrous
[Wish you were here:] Yes...whatever the fuck that means
[College plans:] Nah
[Piercing:] Used to


[[[THE EXTRA STUFF] ] ]

[Do you do drugs?] Nah
[Do you drink:] It's starting to turn into a habit
[Who are your best friends?] I've got friends all of the the EAST side of the country
[What kind of Shampoo and Conditioner do you use?] Head and Shoulders
[What are you most scared of?] Gay Sex
[What clothes do you sleep in?] Just underwear
[Who is the last person that called you?] Mike
[Where do you want to get married?] NEVER!!!
[If you could change anything about yourself what would that be?] nothing because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and gosh darnit...people like me
[Who do you really hate?] Some people
[Favorite number:] 11
[Been In Love?] Whateeveeeeer!!
[Are You Timely or Always Late:] timely late -- filipinos are classy late
[Do You Have a Job:] COMCAST CABLE!
[Do You Like Being Around People:] Sure...especially with the lesbos
[Best feeling in the world:] Orgasm
[Are you for world peace:] Well...I'm not for war, how's that?
[Are you a health freak:] 4 times a week
[Do you have A "Type" Of Person you always go after:] The crazy ones
[Want Someone You Don't Have Right Now:] Sorta
[Are You Lonely Right Now: ] Nah...fucking cats!
[Ever Afraid You'll Never Get Married: ] Not too worried about it...watch me turn out to be the cat lady
[Do You Want To Get Married:] Depending on the woman...if she's worth it
[Do You Want Kids:] Create me little monsters

[[[IN THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU...] ] ]

[cried:] In the bathtub while the shower was on and I was curled up in a little ball crying like a fat chick who just ran out of ice cream kind of crying
[Bought something:] Twix ice cream
[Gotten Sick:] Weird sick...I vomed yesterday because I saw these 2 gay bears making out
[Sang:] Yes
[Said I Love you:] NO!!
[Wanted To Tell Someone You Loved them:] This lady that gave me a $50 tip for telling her that her tv was broken
[Met Someone New:] Yes :)
[Talked To someone:] Many ones
[Had A Serious Talk: ] Only when I'm drunk
[Missed Someone: ] Hmm...NO!
[Hugged Someone: ] nope
[Kissed Someone: ] :)